Rumor Has It

Hot in Herre

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

One of the enduring mysteries and source of speculation in my life revolves around the musical acts at the Northwest Washington Fair.

Much more than any other annual entertainment event, the fair’s booking hews to no genre or style and seems to fall under the general header of “stuff people like,” so it feels like just about anyone can—and has—appeared on the Grandstand stage at the fairgrounds in Lynden.

Huey Lewis? Sounds great. Weird Al? Perfect. Cheap Trick? Go ahead and surrender. Trisha Yearwood with a surprise appearance from Garth Brooks? That’s just shameless. Ted Nugent? Go home, fair. You’ve obviously caught a case of cat scratch fever.

This year, coming to Lynden, home of old-fashioned Dutch family values and wholesome good times, is none other than Nelly, he of such lyrics as “good gracious, ass is bodacious,” “my grammar be’s ebonics, gin tonic and chronic,” and “but as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick girl you know that it’s on”—and that’s at the tamer end of the Nelly lyrical spectrum.

You know I’ll be there, band-aid on my cheek, to witness Nelly tell the mainstage audience that it is “hot in herre” before instructing them to “take off all your clothes.” The odds of this show selling out are higher than everyone on Nelly’s tour bus, so if you’re lucky enough to snag tickets during the reserved and VIP presale Jan. 22 second, I suggest you do so before the public gets a crack at them on Jan. 24.

Somewhere, Craig Jewell is hatching a plan to lure Nelly to the Wild Buffalo while he’s in our neck of the woods. I don’t know this for certain, but I’d bet my band-aid on it.

Shifting gears quite a bit, while I’ve spend the first part of 2020 getting ready to act on my laundry list of Groundhog Day resolutions (I can’t rightly call them New Year’s resolutions anymore), the Bellingham Alternative Library has been moving into their new space. Although still not the permanent home of their dreams (can someone please buy them a building with a lot of built-in shelving and great acoustics?), the Alt Lib has landed at 1309 Billy Frank Junior St., in the building that used to house the ceramics studio of beloved artists Eugene and Ene Lewis, which is right next to the building that used to house the Baskin-Robbins I made my mom take me to during my first visit to Bellingham (thanks, mom!). They’re still unpacking and getting their 9,000-plus volumes of readable material squared away, but Poetry Night has resumed, shows have been hosted and the ever-resilient Alt Lib remains with us, as it should be.

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Events
Today
Winter Book Sale

10:00am|Bellingham Public Library

Salish Sea Early Music Festival

7:00pm| Fir-Conway Lutheran Church, St. Paul's Episcopal Church

Cinderella

7:00pm|Lynden Christian Worship and Fine Arts Center

Winter Dances

7:30pm|Performing Arts Center

Davis

8:00pm|Sylvia Center for the Arts

They come in peace

12:01am

Wild Things

9:30am|Lake Padden Park

A Forest of Words Poetry Competition

10:00am|Whatcom County

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

Bellingham Folk Festival

4:30pm|Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship

Cups for community

5:00pm

Fourth Friday Art Walk

5:00pm|Historic Fairhaven

Opera Scenes

6:00pm|Performing Arts Center Concert Hall

Levity

7:00pm|Presence Studio

Greyson Chance

7:00pm|Mount Baker Theatre

The Good Doctor

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

Space Trek

7:30pm|Upfront Theatre

The Cocoanuts

7:30pm|Phil Tarro Theatre

Tomorrow
Winter Book Sale

10:00am|Bellingham Public Library

Cinderella

7:00pm|Lynden Christian Worship and Fine Arts Center

Winter Dances

7:30pm|Performing Arts Center

Davis

8:00pm|Sylvia Center for the Arts

They come in peace

12:01am

A Forest of Words Poetry Competition

10:00am|Whatcom County

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

Bellingham Folk Festival

4:30pm|Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship

Space Trek

7:30pm|Upfront Theatre

The Good Doctor

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

Ferndale Breakfast

8:00am|American Legion Post #154

Lynden Breakfast

8:00am|Lynden Community Center

Skagit Eagle Festival

10:00am

Pruning 101

10:00am|Blaine Library

La Conner Birding Showcase

10:00am|Maple Hall

Correspondence Club

10:30am|Mindport Exhibits

Basic Pruning Methods with Plant Amnesty

11:00am|Christianson's Nursery

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

A Taste of India

12:00pm|La Conner Braves Club

Clean Water Happy Hour

12:00pm|Overflow Taps

Bird Smarts

2:00pm|Ferndale Library

Baja, Mexico Wine Tasting

2:00pm|Seifert & Jones Wine Merchants

Early Railroads of Whatcom County

4:00pm|Village Books

Service Dog Meet and Greet

4:00pm|Samson Estates Winery

Roller Betties Pre-Season Bout

5:30pm|Lynden Skateway

Kulshan Winterfest

7:00pm|Samish Oyster Bar and Shellfish Market

Jennifer Scott Trio

7:30pm|Jansen Art Center

Space Trek

7:30pm|Upfront Theatre

Off the Hill Concert Series

7:30pm|Whatcom Museum's Old City Hall

Sound of Music Sing-Along

7:30pm|Mount Baker Theatre

Contra Dance

8:00pm|Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship

Paula Poundstone

8:00pm|Lincoln Theatre

Sunday
Winter Dances

7:30pm|Performing Arts Center

They come in peace

12:01am

A Forest of Words Poetry Competition

10:00am|Whatcom County

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

Bellingham Folk Festival

4:30pm|Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship

The Good Doctor

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

Skagit Eagle Festival

10:00am

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

Space Trek

7:30pm|Upfront Theatre

Skagit Eagle Festival

10:00am

Low Sensory Sunday

10:00am|Whatcom Museum's Lightcatcher Building

Langar in Lynden

11:00am| Guru Nanak Gursikh Gurdwara

Deep Forest Experience

11:00am|Rockport State Park

Creative and Literary Liberation book club

1:00pm|Village Books

Birds on the Shelf

1:30pm|Whatcom Museum's Old City Hall

Skagit Symphony Family Concert

2:00pm|McIntyre Hall

Bill Evans, Dan Crary, and Wally Barnick

2:00pm|Nancy's Farm

Birding for Kids

2:30pm

Art of Jazz

4:00pm|BAAY Theater

Andrew Rivers

7:00pm|Upfront Theatre

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