On Stage

Anger Management

Lewis Black’s righteous rants

Attend

What: "Rant, White & Blue"

When: 8 pm Fri., Mar. 17

Where: Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St.

Cost: $45-$65

Info: 734-6080 or http://www.mountbakertheatre.com

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

When Lewis Black gets worked up, those in the immediate vicinity of his verbal vitriol may have the instinct to force beta-blockers down his gullet and call the nearest mental health professional.

That would be a mistake. Part of the draw of the popular comedian, actor and author’s performances is seeing how apoplectic Black is willing to get in the name of getting his points across.

In other words, don’t be overly alarmed when the 68-year-old Black froths at the mouth, bellows, spews obscenities and flails his limbs akimbo during a “Rant, White & Blue” tour stop Fri., March 17 at the Mount Baker Theatre. That’s to be expected, and won’t require medical intervention.

While bombastic explorations focusing on history, religion and cultural trends are typically part of Black’s standup routines, there’s also a good chance the St. Patrick’s Day show will touch on another one of his favorite themes—politics.

For clues on which way Black’s political pendulum swings, I turned to a “Back on Black” segment the Yale School of Drama alum filmed for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah four days before the Jan. 20 inauguration.

In the righteous rant, he pointed to the number of musicians who had turned down the invite to perform at the nationally televised event—everyone from Celine Dion to Elton John, Kiss, and Garth Brooks. He also speculated that perhaps the reason the world lost so many musicians the previous year wasn’t random.

“Do you want to know why so many celebrities died in 2016?” he said, his voice steadily rising a few octaves. “It was to get out of playing the goddamn inauguration!

“But hey, being universally hated is no excuse for not throwing a good party,” he continued, noting that he’d like to attend the event if only to see Trump’s hand catch on fire when he touched the Bible.

“President-Elect Sour Grapes doesn’t give a damn if the cool kids don’t want to come to his party,” he postulated. “What a coincidence. The guy who can’t book any celebrities doesn’t want any celebrities. It reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I swore off having sex with the prettiest girl in my class. ‘No thanks, Sharlene, I’m in a loving relationship with some Polaroids of my cleaning lady.’”

To discover how Black feels now that Trump’s has spent a couple of months in office, you’ll have to book tickets to “Rant, White & Blue.”  Just remember that Black isn’t on the verge of a heart attack; he’s just practicing a hilarious form of anger management.

West Coast Wellness
More On Stage...
Field Guide
Of entertainment and expeditions

n a new “field guide” sent out by the Mount Baker Theatre, executive director Brad Burdick claims to have spent two-thirds of his adult life collecting experiences from around the globe for the historic hub—making him the perfect person to act as a liaison for those searching for…

more »
Bard Blowout
Shakespeare under the stars

It’s a whole lot easier to understand William Shakespeare’s “all the world’s a stage” line while sitting outdoors watching the late-evening sun set behind actors who are reviving centuries-old language in the name of spellbinding storytelling.

With nature as a complementary backdrop,…

more »
Off the Cliff
Hollywood on the edge

Spoiler alert: In the seminal 1991 movie Thelma & Louise, the titular characters don’t make it out alive.

However, anybody who’s watched the Academy Award-winning flick about two friends whose summer road trip goes horribly awry knows that by the time Thelma (Geena Davis) and Louise…

more »
Events
Today
Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

The soundtrack of summer

10:16am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Skagit Tours

10:00am|Highway 20

Bard on the Beach

2:00pm|Vanier Park

I and You

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

Project Homeless Connect

9:00am|Bellingham High School

Wild Things

9:30am|Boulevard Park

Community Quilt Project

10:00am|Deming Library

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Mission Folk Music Festival

12:00pm|Fraser River Heritage Park

North Cascades Vintage Fly-In

12:00pm|Concrete

Books and Bites

1:00pm|Blaine Library

Ferndale Farmers Market

3:00pm|Centennial Riverwalk Park

Pop-Up Beer Garden

3:00pm|Fairhaven

Sin & Gin Tours

4:00pm|Downtown Bellingham, historic Fairhaven

Food Not Bombs

4:00pm|downtown Bellingham

Commercial Street Night Market

6:00pm|Commerical Street

Family Story Night

6:00pm|Fairhaven Library

Port of Anacortes Summer Concert Series

6:00pm|Seafarers Park

The Drowsy Chaperone

7:00pm|Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth

Burlington Summer Nights

7:00pm|Burlington Visitors Center Amphitheater

Dancing on the Green

7:00pm|Fairhaven Village Green

Skagit River Shakespeare Festival

7:00pm|Rexville Grange Amphitheater

Sandcastle

7:30pm|Firehouse Performing Arts Center

Festival of Music Finale

7:30pm|Performing Arts Center

An Improvised Musical

9:00pm|Upfront Theatre

Trove
Tomorrow
Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Skagit Tours

10:00am|Highway 20

Bard on the Beach

2:00pm|Vanier Park

I and You

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Mission Folk Music Festival

12:00pm|Fraser River Heritage Park

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

North Cascades Vintage Fly-In

12:00pm|Concrete

Pop-Up Beer Garden

3:00pm|Fairhaven

Sin & Gin Tours

4:00pm|Downtown Bellingham, historic Fairhaven

The Drowsy Chaperone

7:00pm|Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth

Skagit River Shakespeare Festival

7:00pm|Rexville Grange Amphitheater

Sandcastle

7:30pm|Firehouse Performing Arts Center

An Improvised Musical

9:00pm|Upfront Theatre

Plant Hike

7:00am|Grouse Ridge

Twin Sisters Farmers Market

9:00am|North Fork Library, Nugents Corner

Anacortes Farmers Market

9:00am|Depot Arts Center

Mount Vernon Farmers Market

9:00am|Riverfront Plaza

Forest Owners Field Day

9:00am|Alexander Ross Tree Farm

Blaine Gardeners Market

10:00am|H Street Plaza

Lummi Island Saturday Market

10:00am|Lummi Island

Bellingham Farmers Market

10:00am|Depot Market Square

Summer Harvest Day

10:00am|Cloud Mountain Farm Center

Birch Bay Sandcastle Competition

10:00am|Birch Bay Community Park

Fairhaven Steampunk Festival

10:00am|Fairhaven Village Green

Correspondence Club

10:30am|Mindport Exhibits

Summer Sampling Party

11:00am|Skagit Valley Food Co-op

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Farm to Glass Distillery Tours

12:00pm|BelleWood Acres

Weaving Indra's Net

12:30pm|Lummi Island Library

Curator Talk and Clayton James Celebration

1:00pm|Museum of Northwest Art

Artifacts of time and place

1:00pm

Field Games Day

1:00pm|VanderYacht Park

Beauty Lou and the Country Beast

3:00pm|Mount Baker Theatre

Nooksack River Walk

3:00pm|Horseshoe Bend Trailhead

Taste of Walla Walla Dinner Cruise

5:00pm|Cap Sante Marina

Wine and Paint

6:30pm|Stoneycreek Glassware

Feast & Frolic in the Fields

6:30pm|Viva Farms

Larry Hildes Benefit Concert

7:00pm|Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Bellingham Farmer’s Market Cascadia Weekly Subscribe Ad 1
Sunday
Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Sounds by the bay

9:41am

Skagit Tours

10:00am|Highway 20

Bard on the Beach

2:00pm|Vanier Park

I and You

7:30pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

North Cascades Vintage Fly-In

12:00pm|Concrete

Mission Folk Music Festival

12:00pm|Fraser River Heritage Park

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Pop-Up Beer Garden

3:00pm|Fairhaven

The Drowsy Chaperone

7:00pm|Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth

Skagit River Shakespeare Festival

7:00pm|Rexville Grange Amphitheater

Birch Bay Sandcastle Competition

10:00am|Birch Bay Community Park

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Farm to Glass Distillery Tours

12:00pm|BelleWood Acres

Look to the skies

8:43pm

Rabbit Ride

8:00am|Fairhaven Bicycle

Rabbit Ride

8:00am|Fairhaven Bicycle

Vietnam Veterans Car Show

10:00am|Barkley Village

Forest Walk

11:00am|Fairhaven Park

Plover Ferry Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

Plover Rides

12:00pm|Blaine Harbor

La Conner Live!

1:00pm|Gilkey Square

Brewers by the Bay

1:00pm|Depot Market Square

Audubon at the Museum

2:00pm|Whatcom Museum's Old City Hall

Angels in America

2:00pm|Lincoln Theatre

MBT Open House

2:00pm|Mount Baker Theatre

Fiddlin' Fox Summer Concert Series

2:00pm|Fairhaven Village Green

Trivia Night

5:00pm|Boundary Bay Brewery

Marrowstone Music Festival

7:00pm|Western Washington University

Mousetrap Auditions

7:00pm|Bellingham Theatre Guild

see our complete calendar »

Village Books Trove Lester and Hyldahl Cascadia Weekly Subscribe Ad 1 Bellingham Farmer’s Market